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Recent Movie Reviews


Africa Dudes Africa Dudes

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Yeah, rehashed jokes

Could've been worse, I learned a trick though. Just push play, go watch a half hour show, and come back and click replay, repeat 3 times and you'll get the achievements. Boo-yah! The system works!!!



Awesome Chaotix Awesome Chaotix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, that was fun!

Egoraptor you're just too much fun. This was a great cartoon, I mean, even with it's cheesiness, the sad scene conveyed actually was kind of gripping. lol
Anyway, it's good to know you survived the brownie trip that you and that Fozzy Journalist went on at Shado-Con. Can't wait for your next animation.



Rebecca Rebecca

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This is just shit, and it's creepy.

Great animation, but I don't know why it's gotten so many good reviews. Uncle Jesse there just puts shivers up and down my spine, I don't consider that funny. This is the only thing from Stamper that I've never liked, but at least he can't do any worse than this.


Recent Game Reviews


Clear Vision: Elite Clear Vision: Elite

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm a fan of the series, but this one is by far the worst of them. I get what you're going for here, making it more realistic and like a proper sniper mission. Problem is, snipers are far away enough from their targets to not be hit by their AK-47's and Beretta's. I'll admit, the first few easy levels are fun, I enjoyed the Magician and thought that was humorous, but it's the last two, which I understand are labelled as very hard, but there's no such thing as a time for patience when they're shooting back. The payments are also another problem. $1500 for the first couple lower level missions, that's understandable, but you should be making an extra $500 as you go up, considering that's how much you'll lose if you're not careful through each play through of the level. Also, more variety would be nice, a few more missions would be some real fun.


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WOW Chronicles Orc vs Elf WOW Chronicles Orc vs Elf

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Extremely boring, frustrating, and all around felt like a waste of time. The recent games you've been putting out aren't nearly as good as they used to be, and this is just another one of those games. Please, release something good soon, the Detective one was the absolute best in my opinion, and would love to see more of that character in the future.


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Strip Darts with Rednecca Strip Darts with Rednecca

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good, difficult but good.

Great model, both sexy and funny. Like the dart physics, never noticed it got slower from a far but closer it gets faster. One of the best games you've put out.


Recent Audio Reviews


Name That Riff LXVI Name That Riff LXVI

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Guns N' Roses Paradise City

Excellent cover, you'd make Slash proud.



Name That Solo XX Name That Solo XX

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Thin Lizzy The Boys Are Back In Town

Excellent cover. Couldn't get you latest though, still an awsome rendition.



Slayer - Disciple cover Slayer - Disciple cover

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awsome cover, here's the lyrics!

Drones since the dawn of time,
Compelled to live your selfish lives,
Not once has anyone has ever seen,
Such a rise of pure hypocrisy,
I'll instigate,I'll free your mind,
I'll show you what I've known all this time,
God Hates Us All! God Hates Us All!
You know it's true god hates this place,
You know it's true he hates this race,
Homicide! Suicide!
Hate heals, you should try it sometime,
Strive for peace with acts of war,
The beauty of death we all ador,
I have no faith distracting me,
I know why your prayers will never be answered,
God Hates Us All! God Hates Us All!
God Hates Us All! God Hates Us All!
Yeah, he fucking hates me!
Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies
I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fucking same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy
I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies
I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple
I reject this fucking race
I despise this fucking place


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