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Clear Vision: Elite Clear Vision: Elite

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm a fan of the series, but this one is by far the worst of them. I get what you're going for here, making it more realistic and like a proper sniper mission. Problem is, snipers are far away enough from their targets to not be hit by their AK-47's and Beretta's. I'll admit, the first few easy levels are fun, I enjoyed the Magician and thought that was humorous, but it's the last two, which I understand are labelled as very hard, but there's no such thing as a time for patience when they're shooting back. The payments are also another problem. $1500 for the first couple lower level missions, that's understandable, but you should be making an extra $500 as you go up, considering that's how much you'll lose if you're not careful through each play through of the level. Also, more variety would be nice, a few more missions would be some real fun.

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WOW Chronicles Orc vs Elf WOW Chronicles Orc vs Elf

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Extremely boring, frustrating, and all around felt like a waste of time. The recent games you've been putting out aren't nearly as good as they used to be, and this is just another one of those games. Please, release something good soon, the Detective one was the absolute best in my opinion, and would love to see more of that character in the future.

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Strip Darts with Rednecca Strip Darts with Rednecca

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good, difficult but good.

Great model, both sexy and funny. Like the dart physics, never noticed it got slower from a far but closer it gets faster. One of the best games you've put out.

Strip Tetris Strip Tetris

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not difficult, just broken.

I don't find it difficult, it's pretty good for Tetris, just some really weird pieces, as well as an insta-drop which takes some getting used to, plus, there's no way of being able to tell where you're going to drop your pieces before they're just two pieces above. But I will admit, level 6 speed should delayed to 8. Also, talk about one bitchy model, holy shit, does she ever turn me off, I'm finding myself more concentrated on the game than the temptation of sex, not a good thing.

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StripBowl! StripBowl!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bowled 300!

I got all 30 positions, tried to access the site it brings up, but got redirected to some place else. Oh well, fun game anyway, hope more of these pop up soon. Also, wasn't there a strip snake?

Space Slut Slim Space Slut Slim

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun game, pirates are very annoying, but...

Where's the sequel? It's been over 2 years and vengaence fucking has not been sought yet. Seriously, what's the hold up? Anyway, as said, it's a fun game, I like the option you can gather from this, but it's those bloody pirates, they drain you way too quickly, I bought the upgrade early on and yet they still could drag me from 5000 to 700 in a few spins. Aside from that, she was hot to look at, and I just want that sequel. I mean you can't go promising a sequel with that kind of bait and not follow through, that's just being a prick.

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Support Group Support Group

Rated 0 / 5 stars

So what...

"Whether or not you agreed or disagreed, your actions caused no progress in the development of the support group."

Good to know that half way through I stopped caring and just answered neutrally, I mean, I've been having trouble sleeping recently, I think you've fixed that though. Boring game which I would've found fun had it not just gone no where. Seriously, give me an actual purpose for being there, is it AA? Rape Survivors? Rage Against Twatlight Fans? What? WHAT?!

Please, I ask you to make a sequel. I only ask you to do this so it can be ellaborated on more. I don't mean to come across as ignorant, I just want a quality flash game from the front page is all. Please, if you make a sequel, personally PM so I can play it. Anyway, I like you're other games, just this one rubbed me the wrong way.

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Kristal Hentai Game Demo Kristal Hentai Game Demo

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dude, seriously...

Tell the guys at HentaiKey to just give it up. Considering the fact that other Newgrounds animator put up full versions of their games (VadimGoD with the Meet N' Fuck series), not to mention that coding for the full version is leaked out onto the web and can be found other sites. Why not send them to a proper site like this where there's low risk of virus attacks and they can still at the very least ask for donations, maybe even sell Hentai DVD's. But this whole making people sign up for porn is for the birds.
Anyway, I like the demo, she's really hot and actually reminds me of a teacher I had in high school. Ah, those were the days of just seeing her teach english and me not being able to help think about that tight little ass she had on her.
...(Cough), Go about your business people...

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Depict1 Depict1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Apature Science Called...

They'd like to hire you to help with Portal 2, lol. Great game though, can't find the second ending yet. I'm glad I got to sit down and play this tonight, though like I said it feels really close to Portal in the way that the guy telling you what to do ultimately just wants you dead. Still, excellent flash, great music and over all alot of fun. Can't wait to see Depict2.

Don't Look Back Don't Look Back

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow... That was a good waste of 30 minutes.

Extremely difficult at times. Great twist ending, and I loved how it was kind of a 'going to hell and back' mentality, great job!